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Alas for Waldo, he was a good troll
« on: July 22, 2008, 02:52:48 PM »
GOD DAMNIT!!!

Is there a Ralph's around here?

Waldo was a crazy fuck, and a good troll (good? well, maybe).  He was. . . He was one of us (ahhh, have to think about that one).  He was a man who loved complaining, and crying, and as a non-golfer explored the Dudeism Forum. 

And he was an avid whiner.  And a pain in the ass.  He fucked up--he pissed on the forum's rug as so many of his generation, before his time. 

In your wisdom you took him, Lord.  As you took so many bright flowering dipshits, at Great Dudes in History, The Tao of the Dude, Lebowskian Theory and Hill 364.

And so, Waldo--Undude--Deraldostein, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your mortal remains............



Fuck it, I'm going bowling.

« Last Edit: July 27, 2008, 10:35:17 AM by digitalbuddha »
If they pee on your rug...



"I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug."

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Re: Alas for Waldo, he was a good man
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2008, 02:57:04 PM »
Take Dude...
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Re: Alas for Waldo, he was a good man
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2008, 05:40:25 PM »
If they pee on your rug...



"I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug."

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Re: Alas for Waldo, he was a good man
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2008, 06:15:14 PM »
what's that fuck's name down at the league office?....Waldo?... I told that faux Jew, I don't roll on Shabbas

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Re: Alas for Waldo, he was a good man
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2008, 06:48:11 PM »
Good night BITTER prince.
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

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Re: Alas for Waldo, he was a good man
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2008, 08:27:12 PM »
The Waldo did not abide.
If they pee on your rug...



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Re: Alas for Waldo, he was a good man
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2008, 08:32:37 PM »
Poor guy must have been hit on the head by a nihilist with a cricket bat.

Life goes on. Can't be worried about that shit.

He has officially shut the fuck up.
I'll tell you what I'm blathering about...

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Re: Alas for Waldo, he was a good man
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2008, 08:35:59 PM »
Poor guy must have been hit on the head by a nihilist with a cricket bat.

Life goes on. Can't be worried about that shit.

He has officially shut the fuck up.

Far fucking out, forumdude.......

Sometimes Waldo ate the bar, sometimes the bar ate Waldo.
If they pee on your rug...



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Re: Alas for Waldo, he was a good man
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2008, 08:08:42 AM »
Waldo, Waldo, Waldo...

You happy, you crazy fuck?
The whole concept abates.

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Re: Alas for Waldo, he was a good man
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2008, 08:14:42 AM »
Mark it zero!!!!

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Re: Alas for Waldo, he was a good man
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2008, 08:18:33 AM »
Poor guy must have been hit on the head by a nihilist with a cricket bat.

Life goes on. Can't be worried about that shit.

He has officially shut the fuck up.

And we take comfort in that.
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

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Re: Alas for Waldo, he was a good man
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2008, 08:25:44 AM »
I'm sorry dear, but for your information, the Supreme Forum has roundly rejected Waldo v. Dude speech

Am i wrong, pendajo?

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Re: Alas for Waldo, he was a good man
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2008, 11:27:12 AM »
I'm sorry dear, but for your information, the Supreme Forum has roundly rejected Waldo v. Dude speech

Am i wrong, pendajo?
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Re: Alas for Waldo, he was a good man
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2008, 04:00:33 PM »
Calmer than you are..And we advance to the next what have you

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Re: Alas for Waldo, he was a good man
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2008, 05:06:20 PM »
Waldo was throwing rocks tonight.
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