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DigitalBuddha

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PROOF! ...drinking beer is a very good thing!
« on: May 05, 2012, 07:47:52 PM »
 ;D

If you had purchased   $1,000 in shares in Delta Airlines one year
ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in
AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000
in shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have
received $214.00.  Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to
drink heavily & recycle.
 
It is called the 401-Keg. And as a bonus... A recent study found that the
average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on
average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
 
That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the
gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!
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Re: PROOF! ...drinking beer is a very good thing!
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2012, 07:25:17 AM »
Credo quia absurdum.
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Re: PROOF! ...drinking beer is a very good thing!
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2012, 12:28:13 PM »
Credo quia absurdum.

LOL ;D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Credo_quia_absurdum

The phrase inspired a celebrated bon mot by H.L. Mencken: "Tertullian is credited with the motto 'Credo quia absurdum' -- 'I believe because it is impossible'. Needless to say, he began life as a lawyer."
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Re: PROOF! ...drinking beer is a very good thing!
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2012, 05:13:12 PM »
This is 21st Century sorcery sir. I heartily approve! :) :)
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