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Re: Is Midget Tossing really wrong?
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2011, 01:41:14 PM »
This is all getting way too fucking freaked out man.

So did the Leprechaun kill Jesus before or after he raped Mekon5's mother?

Was Jesus trying to 'toss' him, mistaking the little fella for an 8 year old?


Too many ins too many outs.

I'm going back to the Richard Dawkins forum man.
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Re: Is Midget Tossing really wrong?
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2011, 06:53:21 PM »
David Letterman did it... why can't vertically challenged little fucks do it?



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Re: Is Midget Tossing really wrong?
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2011, 01:10:51 PM »
I was in the audience of a talk show back in the late 80's (The Richard Bey show...it was called People Are Talking, I believe). This was the exact subject matter.

My position has not changed -- just because they're short doesn't mean they don't have the right to self-determination. Let 'em fly!

(Interesting aside: One of the panelist was a midget & offended by the concept. He said "So what if it was red head tossing?" (referring to my Maude-like natural hair color). My response? "For $500, you can throw me down a flight of stairs!")
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Re: Is Midget Tossing really wrong?
« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2011, 04:50:19 PM »
I'm for freedom, if a midget dude wants to fly through the air and get paid to do so, let it be. Besides, I noticed that they are always smiling as they soar. So who are we to bum out there high? Nothing like getting paid to do what you love doing! ;D
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Re: Is Midget Tossing really wrong?
« Reply #23 on: November 10, 2011, 09:17:27 AM »
perhaps we could ask the Olympics committee to comment on the sports validity. it looks like some specialised equipment and techniques are required. could also lead to some new injuries, like midget elbow! you try explaining to a doctor how many midgets you have tossed :)
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Re: Is Midget Tossing really wrong?
« Reply #24 on: November 10, 2011, 09:04:11 PM »
perhaps we could ask the Olympics committee to comment on the sports validity. it looks like some specialised equipment and techniques are required. could also lead to some new injuries, like midget elbow! you try explaining to a doctor how many midgets you have tossed :)

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