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« Last Edit: August 18, 2011, 03:24:47 AM by DigitalBuddha »
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Re: Depardieu - Gallicallly pissing on somebody's rug ... again
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2011, 05:41:19 AM »
huh. maybe he should've gotten to the airport earlier, and used the facilities like the rest of us mortals have to.  ::)  it is a bit of poetic justice though-- i mean how many times has an airline pissed on your rug?  :D
 

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Re: Depardieu - Gallicallly pissing on somebody's rug ... again
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2011, 06:06:46 AM »
If ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

Still it pales in comparison to the guy who took a dump on the drink cart.

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Re: Depardieu - Gallicallly pissing on somebody's rug ... again
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2011, 06:20:20 AM »
Once again, I blame the French culture of "le pissoir".  Having public alleyways for public urination... aren't these Parisians housebroken, man? :)

He should be keeping his mind limber, not soaking his head in a bucket of wine until it goes soggy.

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Re: Depardieu - Gallicallly pissing on somebody's rug ... again
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2011, 07:33:15 AM »
I live on the outskirts of stinky old Paris & trust me this is one of the least abiding cities on Earth I've lived in.

His attitude of blaming the hostess is typical of rich Parisians.

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Re: Depardieu - Gallicallly pissing on somebody's rug ... again
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2011, 07:42:01 AM »
Ah, yes, Paris.  Home of the stuck-up, rude reactionary.

It's not in every city you can walk into a McDonald's and be listening to violent, filthy-languaged ganster rap music in the middle of a Sunday afternoon, and then see an angry Afro-French customer threaten an Afro-French security guard (yes, this Maccy D's was guarded) whilst accusing him of being a traitor to blacks.

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Re: Depardieu - Gallicallly pissing on somebody's rug ... again
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2011, 08:06:00 AM »
I hear ya, Mr C.

The Parisian French for "take it easy" is shrieking CALMEZ VOUS! then pointing at someone in distress to laugh at.
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Re: Depardieu - Gallicallly pissing on somebody's rug ... again
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2011, 08:45:56 AM »
Culture and romance... words far too often associated with France in the same way people incorrectly associate liberty and freedom with the US and politeness and reservedness with England.  Yeah, it happens... from time to time ;)

Ah, stereotypes, the rough guide to pigeonholing.  It's like asking Al Murray's Pub Landlord to give you a one-word answer to describe every nation in the world ;D
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Re: Depardieu - Gallicallly pissing on somebody's rug ... again
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2011, 11:19:00 AM »
I live on the outskirts of stinky old Paris & trust me this is one of the least abiding cities on Earth I've lived in.

His attitude of blaming the hostess is typical of rich Parisians.

Big potato head, small bladder

Wow. Who knew. Closest we get are people from Montreal.
I guess they tend to resemble those comments.

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Re: Depardieu - Gallicallly pissing on somebody's rug ... again
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2011, 12:48:50 PM »
Musta been a line to the watercloset........ ah what's a little pee among passengers? OR the Whole World is a bathroom ...... EH? ..... getting that way.........
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Re: Depardieu - Gallicallly pissing on somebody's rug ... again
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2011, 07:46:05 PM »
I hear ya, Mr C.

The Parisian French for "take it easy" is shrieking CALMEZ VOUS! then pointing at someone in distress to laugh at.

It could be argued that "taking it easy" would be hard to do when your bladder is about to explode! LMAO!  ;D Qui qui!
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Re: Depardieu - Gallicallly pissing on somebody's rug ... again
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2011, 10:21:36 AM »
this is why i stay home. a day trip to the beach is as far as im going mang.

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Re: Depardieu - Gallicallly pissing on somebody's rug ... again
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2011, 09:35:39 AM »
did you know "parisien" is croation for entertainment? just not sure if we are laughing with them or at them?
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