Dudes I just need to vent in a most un zen un dudelike way.
I got this coworker that reeks. I don't mean like he wears too much cheap cologne, or works hard and gets a sweat going. This is just pure, unadulterated, did-you-forget-to-wipe-your-ass staaaaaaaank.
Take a hobo, dip him in trash can juice, dredge him through a cat litter box, shit on him and then bake him in the sun. And THAT would be an BREATH OF FRESH AIR compared to this foul mother fucker.
He's like 30 feet from me and I can taste his rank self in the air. And he's behind a closed door!
He stinks so bad it makes me angry.