Extreme UN-dudeness!!

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[digitalbuddha]

So we know that the Dude was the Dude and that he was very Dude-like, and we know that there are a lot of dude-like dudes out there also.

But like everything in the world, every Yin has it's Yang, and every Yang has it's Yin...or something like that (as seen through this, my fourth oat soda of the afternoon).

I was wondering who could be said to be the opposite (in the extreme) of the Dude or universal Dudeness? And I'm not talking about the shit-for-brains who cut you off on the freeway the other day because he was driving while burning a J and digging some Creedence but couldn't seem to do both at the same time, or the human paraquat who jumped the line and stole the fucking parking spot you had your eye on.

No Sir, we're talking MAJOR UN-dudeness here!!! Those assholes who will go down in history as EXTREME-UN-DUDES, AKA... EUD's!!

In fact, I suggest a section on this a here forum to be used to alert others of EUD's either alive or in history.

My first nomination for an EUD is this worthless piece of shit, this strumpet, this whore....................



**** Note: "EUD's" are not to be confused with mere "VUD" or "Very Un-dudeness" in which we all, including the Dude himself, fall into at times as Walter called out "you're being very Un-dude."

Notice that Walter did not say "you're being extremely Un-dude." Only "very Un-dude." We must note the difference here.

[Zen Dog]

Doesn't Human Paraquat just sum them up?

what is a paraquat anyway? Some kinda bird or something.

[digitalbuddha]

Doesn't Human Paraquat just sum them up?

what is a paraquat anyway? Some kinda bird or something.

I call it a "spontaneous observation of the Dude." A "word of wisdom." A "righteous judgment" of un-dudeness standing before the Dude.

[meekon5]

...what is a paraquat anyway? Some kinda bird or something.

I understand your confusion friend, I for one suffered from the misunderstanding that they were very small oranges.

According to google and wiki

Paraquat is the trade name for N,N′-dimethyl-4,4′-bipyridinium dichloride.

a most widely used herbicide.

But if in doubt a Dude should always check the Lebowski Lexicon

Human Paraquat = A mean and selfish person.

[cckeiser]

Doesn't Human Paraquat just sum them up?

what is a paraquat anyway? Some kinda bird or something.

Agent Orange.

[revgms]

I nominate Harry J. Aslinger, to me, he embodied the Yang to the Dudes Yin, to the extreme.  Well, check it; Anslinger gained notoriety early in his career. At the age of 23 (1915), while working as an investigator for the Pennsylvania Railroad, he performed a detailed investigation that found the claim of a widower in a railroad accident fraudulent. He saved the company $50,000 and was promoted to captain of railroad police. Just look how he made his mark, even as a young man he was a paraquat.

He just more and more reactionary from there; ?By the tons it is coming into this country ? the deadly, dreadful poison that racks and tears not only the body, but the very heart and soul of every human being who once becomes a slave to it in any of its cruel and devastating forms?. Marihuana is a short cut to the insane asylum. Smoke marihuana cigarettes for a month and what was once your brain will be nothing but a storehouse of horrid specters. Hasheesh makes a murderer who kills for the love of killing out of the mildest mannered man who ever laughed at the idea that any habit could ever get him?.?

Anslinger has been accused responsible for racial themes in articles against marijuana in the 1930s.

"There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the US, and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos and entertainers. Their Satanic music, jazz and swing, result from marijuana usage. This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers and any others."

"Colored students at the Univ. of Minn. partying with (white) female students, smoking [marijuana] and getting their sympathy with stories of racial persecution. Result: pregnancy"[9][10]
"Two Negros took a girl fourteen years old and kept her for two days under the influence of hemp. Upon recovery she was found to be suffering from syphilis."[10][11]

Nice guy, huh? extremely un-Dude if ya' ask me. So there you have it, I let the man speak for himself, and I think he makes a good for his extreme un-Dudeiness.

[digitalbuddha]

I nominate Harry J. Aslinger, to me, he embodied the Yang to the Dudes Yin, to the extreme.  Well, check it; Anslinger gained notoriety early in his career. At the age of 23 (1915), while working as an investigator for the Pennsylvania Railroad, he performed a detailed investigation that found the claim of a widower in a railroad accident fraudulent. He saved the company $50,000 and was promoted to captain of railroad police. Just look how he made his mark, even as a young man he was a paraquat.

He just more and more reactionary from there; ?By the tons it is coming into this country ? the deadly, dreadful poison that racks and tears not only the body, but the very heart and soul of every human being who once becomes a slave to it in any of its cruel and devastating forms?. Marihuana is a short cut to the insane asylum. Smoke marihuana cigarettes for a month and what was once your brain will be nothing but a storehouse of horrid specters. Hasheesh makes a murderer who kills for the love of killing out of the mildest mannered man who ever laughed at the idea that any habit could ever get him?.?

Anslinger has been accused responsible for racial themes in articles against marijuana in the 1930s.

"There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the US, and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos and entertainers. Their Satanic music, jazz and swing, result from marijuana usage. This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers and any others."

"Colored students at the Univ. of Minn. partying with (white) female students, smoking [marijuana] and getting their sympathy with stories of racial persecution. Result: pregnancy"[9][10]
"Two Negros took a girl fourteen years old and kept her for two days under the influence of hemp. Upon recovery she was found to be suffering from syphilis."[10][11]

Nice guy, huh? extremely un-Dude if ya' ask me. So there you have it, I let the man speak for himself, and I think he makes a good for his extreme un-Dudeiness.

A definite EUD! Fuck me!

[Zen Dog]

Ah yes. I was getting it confused with parakeet.

Now marijuana I don't have an issue with.
My current employer does not share this view, along with going to the pub in your break.
This ain't the railway I joined 31years ago.Just a bunch of reactionaries.
In France,you can have half a bottle of wine.
On the other hand,due to childhood asthma,smoking I cannot abide.
I do have a compromise solution though.Ban tailor mades.

[digitalbuddha]

Though I'm not into the whole tobacco thing (save the occasional cigar and of course my Meerschaum pipe), I have to say these Tailor Mades have a righteous look...............

http://users.ap.net/~burntofferings/packsfive.html

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