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SenatorTso

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Stink-ass coworker.
« on: January 24, 2011, 08:56:31 AM »
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    • Dudes I just need to vent in a most un zen un dudelike way.

    I got this coworker that reeks. I don't mean like he wears too much cheap cologne, or works hard and gets a sweat going. This is just pure, unadulterated, did-you-forget-to-wipe-your-ass staaaaaaaank.

    Take a hobo, dip him in trash can juice, dredge him through a cat litter box, shit on him and then bake him in the sun. And THAT would be an BREATH OF FRESH AIR compared to this foul mother fucker.

    He's like 30 feet from me and I can taste his rank self in the air. And he's behind a closed door!

    He stinks so bad it makes me angry. 
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    DigitalBuddha

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    Re: Stink-ass coworker.
    « Reply #1 on: January 24, 2011, 09:17:49 AM »
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    • Quote from: SenatorTso on January 24, 2011, 08:56:31 AM
    Dudes I just need to vent in a most un zen un dudelike way.

    I got this coworker that reeks. I don't mean like he wears too much cheap cologne, or works hard and gets a sweat going. This is just pure, unadulterated, did-you-forget-to-wipe-your-ass staaaaaaaank.

    Take a hobo, dip him in trash can juice, dredge him through a cat litter box, shit on him and then bake him in the sun. And THAT would be an BREATH OF FRESH AIR compared to this foul mother fucker.

    He's like 30 feet from me and I can taste his rank self in the air. And he's behind a closed door!

    He stinks so bad it makes me angry. 

    Get his email address and send him an anonymous email outlining the basic problem. Tell the dude that this is not Nam, there are rules.
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    Re: Stink-ass coworker.
    « Reply #2 on: January 24, 2011, 09:36:16 AM »
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    • DB is right.  A lot of times these dudes aren't aware, they've kind of gotten used to it and don't smell it anymore.  An anonymous, dudely polite e-mail or note should do the trick. 
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    Re: Stink-ass coworker.
    « Reply #3 on: January 24, 2011, 09:40:41 AM »
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    • Quote from: digitalbuddha on January 24, 2011, 09:17:49 AM
    Get his email address and send him an anonymous email outlining the basic problem. Tell the dude that this is not Nam, there are rules.


    Use one (or two  linked for real paranoia) of these, to create your anonymous e-mail.

    I especially recommend the cypher punks for this.
    « Last Edit: January 24, 2011, 09:43:00 AM by meekon5 »
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    Re: Stink-ass coworker.
    « Reply #4 on: January 24, 2011, 09:51:50 AM »
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    • Excellent. I love each and very one of you dudes for this. Thank you for not only listening but for the assistance.

    Abide, Brothers.
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    Re: Stink-ass coworker.
    « Reply #5 on: January 24, 2011, 09:58:48 AM »
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    • Mental health issues, drug problems,  thyroid overactivity, whatever, send video of Dude relaxing in tub to whale serenade, anything, just let him know life does not start and stop because he smells like a miserable piece of shit. Just my opinion, man. :( :( ??? ???
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    Re: Stink-ass coworker.
    « Reply #6 on: January 24, 2011, 10:02:21 AM »
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    • Hmmmm, this brings up the concept of "the wisdom of collective dudeness." No one dude has all of the answers to a problem or need, but there is both answers and wisdom in the dude like group mind, IMHO.
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    Re: Stink-ass coworker.
    « Reply #7 on: January 24, 2011, 11:04:00 AM »
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    Re: Stink-ass coworker.
    « Reply #8 on: January 24, 2011, 11:15:42 AM »
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    • M5 of 5  ;)
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    Re: Stink-ass coworker.
    « Reply #9 on: January 24, 2011, 11:25:29 AM »
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    • Quote from: meekon5 on January 24, 2011, 11:04:00 AM
    We are Borg?


     ;D Oh hell yeah.............

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    Re: Stink-ass coworker.
    « Reply #10 on: January 24, 2011, 11:25:47 AM »
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    • You will be abide-elated, fascism is futile.
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    Re: Stink-ass coworker.
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    • Quote from: Tripnastic on January 24, 2011, 11:25:47 AM
    You will be abide-elated, fascism is futile.

    You don't go out looking  for a job, dressed like a borg, do ya? Fucking eh, ahhh, forgot, what, ah, what day is this?
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    Re: Stink-ass coworker.
    « Reply #13 on: January 24, 2011, 01:35:18 PM »
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    Re: Stink-ass coworker.
    « Reply #14 on: January 24, 2011, 01:41:00 PM »
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    • Quote from: digitalbuddha on January 24, 2011, 11:25:29 AM
    Quote from: meekon5 on January 24, 2011, 11:04:00 AM
    We are Borg?


     ;D Oh hell yeah.............




    Fuckin-a dude. She can have any rug in the house. ;D
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