Wow, man...that is fucked up. Wait, is this the same dryer they use? Do they wrench and twist their own clothes? I'm not just being fatuous here; but it seems like their asshole-ish-ness runs a lot deeper than a loud dryer. Have you tried asking them what their problem is?

I was doing my laundry ( I share a duplex, and my neighbors are the worst people I've ever known and we have to share a basement area with the laundry machines) and I came down to check out it, and all my clothes had been wrenched, twisted, and tied together.

They ruined my best work clothes.

What kind of psycho would do this to another person? Their only justification might be that the dryer was too loud, but they could have knocked on my door and asked to stop doing it. What can I do about these a-holes?

OVER THE LINE!!!! This aggression will not stand, man!

The undudes who did it need their rugs pissed on.............

I kinda agree with Ceasar.

If they deny it, call the Jehovah's witnesses and set a bible study up for them.

Claim to be a 14 year old boy, with parents who hate god and don't want you to learn about him.

Beg them to keep coming back, one of these days they'll be able to catch you when your parents are out.

Then call the mormons and do the same.

http://dudeism.com/tao/?s=aggression

30. AGGRESSION
Powerful men are well advised not to use aggression,
For aggression cannot remain unchecked;
Tumbleweeds tumble across any line drawn in the sand,
Doesn?t anybody here give a shit about the rules?
Across this line you do not.
Walter is well advised
To achieve nothing more than the simple plan which is his charge,
No matter how many learned men have disputed this;
To defend our basic freedoms,
But to keep his voice down in a family restaurant;
To help determine who enters the next round-robin,
But not let his buddies die face down in the muck;
For even the worthiest fuckin? adversary will weaken with time;
He?s cracking.

Tao Te Ching: 30. Violence
Powerful men are well advised not to use violence,
For violence has a habit of returning;
Thorns and weeds grow wherever an army goes,
And lean years follow a great war.
A general is well advised
To acheive nothing more than his orders,
No matter how strong his army;
To carry out his orders
But not glory, boast or be proud;
To do what is dictated by necessity,
But not by bloodlust;
For even the fiercest force will weaken with time,
And then its violence will return, and kill it.


9. UNCHECKED AGGRESSION
When a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong;
You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?
Park in a handicapped spot, perhaps they?ll tow it;
Roll your way into the semis, they?re gonna fuck you up;
Take any rug in the house, you get a crack on the jaw;
Look for the one who will benefit, they?re gonna cut your dick off.
Say ?Fuck it? ? that?s your answer for everything.
This is the way of the Dude.

Tao Te Ching: 9. Hubris
Stretch a bow to its limit and it is soon broken;
Temper a blade to its sharpest and it is soon blunted;
Amass the greatest treasure and it is soon stolen;
Claim credit and honour and you will soon fall;
Retire once your purpose is acheived ? this is the way of Nature.


2. STYLE
When the Dude is recognized in the World
Undudeness is seen everywhere;
When Pacifism is hidden behind
Aggression will go unchecked.
Am I wrong?
In this way:
Amateurs and Achievers are abstracted from employment;
Complex and Simple are abstracted from getting down to cases;
Toes and crossings are abstracted from lines;
Strikes and gutters are abstracted from lanes;
Reactionaries and Pacifists are abstracted from Our Basic Freedoms;
Ups and downs are abstracted from the cycle.
The Stranger controls without authority,
And teaches without cuss words;
He lets all things take ?er easy,
Watches the semifinals, but does not interfere,
Drinks sarsaparilla without demanding,
And takes comfort where he can.

Tao Te Ching: 2. Qualities
When Beauty is recognised in the World
Ugliness has been learned;
When Good is recognised in the World
Evil has been learned.
In this way:
Alive and dead are abstracted from growth;
Difficult and easy are abstracted from progress;
Far and near are abstracted from position;
Strong and weak are abstracted from control;
Song and speech are abstracted from harmony;
After and before are abstracted from sequence.
The sage controls without authority,
And teaches without words;
He lets all things rise and fall,
Nurtures, but does not interfere,
Gives without demanding,
And is content.

This guy looks like he belongs somewhere in Taxi Driver or Full metal jacket, I just get a eerie 'I'm a complete psychotic anti-social' vibe around him.

 Nothing I can do that won't make this a bigger deal, but I have been playing my tunes a little louder lately.

That guy is deffinately an Eagles fan.