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DigitalBuddha

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #120 on: January 08, 2011, 10:08:06 PM »
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    DB Footnote.................. can't this low life extreme undude crazy fuck be banned?  ;)
    « Last Edit: January 08, 2011, 10:13:14 PM by digitalbuddha »
    If they pee on your rug...

     

    ...that ain't legal either.

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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #121 on: January 08, 2011, 10:57:23 PM »
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    DB Footnote.................. can't this low life extreme undude crazy fuck be banned?  ;)

    Have no idea where Ollie is. He's missing when we need him most!
    All I can do is delete. I have deleted at least a 100 of his post in the last 24 hours. Now it's time for bed dude, I'm all in.
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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #122 on: January 08, 2011, 11:04:18 PM »
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    DB Footnote.................. can't this low life extreme undude crazy fuck be banned?  ;)

    Have no idea where Ollie is. He's missing when we need him most!
    All I can do is delete. I have deleted at least a 100 of his post in the last 24 hours. Now it's time for bed dude, I'm all in.


    Yeah man, I guess we need the ForumDude to pull a piece out in the forum and stick up godfreyshadf's ass until it goes click.

    Not to worry, CC dude, your doing a great job, mang. This undude spammer will get it in the ass soon enough.

    This is what happens, godfreyshadf, this is what happens when you fuck a forum in the ass, godfreyshadf, this is what happens. This is what happens WHEN YOU FUCK A FORUM IN THE ASS!
    If they pee on your rug...

     

    ...that ain't legal either.

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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #123 on: January 09, 2011, 03:09:40 PM »
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  • Oh yeah, I don't like that either.  I was thinking The Dude Himself would cover any haikus about the Dude from the movie, the Dudely Llama or even Jeff Bridges.  How do you want to do the thread.  Maybe a large heading of Dudeku Book (or something like that.  Then subheading of each topic so submissions could go to the right place.  That could make for easier editing later.

    BTW, I like your take on the Tea Baggers and would love to share it with a friend...with your permission of course. : )

    Sure, go ahead but that does sound like a new board rather than a thread; but Dudeku Book work for me.

    Sure (again) although probably best not to link the source - had enough of spammers and whackos, today (fuckin' Green Dragonists, too - wasn't aware of those crazy fucks, either).

    Ok achievers! Since the Dudely Lama gave me admin authority I poked around all the settings a little and set up The Dudeku Book board in the Limber Mind Library. Have at it and let me know if you would like me to add a description to the board.
    Oh, and forumdude,  if you have any objections please let me know and I will remove the new board.

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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #124 on: January 09, 2011, 03:34:10 PM »
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  • Nah, fuck it Dude - gone off the idea, now.





    Just kidding, Dude - cheers, kudos to your admin fingers; does this mean that you can delete spammers - is DB's plan going into operation (first post to be reviewed)?

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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #125 on: January 09, 2011, 04:18:19 PM »
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  • SUPER!!! Yes, I think the first post should be a description as well as suggestions for topics so we can start those subheadings.  Thanks for getting the ball rolling!
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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #126 on: January 09, 2011, 08:33:16 PM »
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  • (snip)- cheers, kudos to your admin fingers; does this mean that you can delete spammers - is DB's plan going into operation (first post to be reviewed)?
    Yeah, now I can open up a world of pain on any spammers ass!
    And dude...I brought the subject of digitalbuddha being a membership moderator like we discussed, but the Dudely Lama didn't make a reply yet. Not  sure if this type of forum will allow that action. But as the forumdude mentioned there are a few things on this version of the forum that needs fixing. I poked around a little but it warns that unless you really know what your doing not to go any further.
    That sounded like a good idea as I didn't want to hit the wrong button and delete the whole forum!
    This is definitely a job for rev Meekon5.
     
    « Last Edit: January 09, 2011, 10:48:19 PM by cckeiser »
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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #127 on: January 10, 2011, 08:11:58 AM »
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  •  ;D

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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #128 on: January 10, 2011, 01:21:07 PM »
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  • Damn dudes1 Forgot all about the Big Lebowski Haikutomatic:
    http://dudeism.com/haikutomatic.html

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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #129 on: January 10, 2011, 01:29:15 PM »
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  • I did not know that, Dude - just tried it but it remains the same; I reckon we'll stay with Dude-penned haikus.  ;)

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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #130 on: January 10, 2011, 01:47:58 PM »
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  • I did not know that, Dude - just tried it but it remains the same; I reckon we'll stay with Dude-penned haikus.  ;)
    I thought it was broken too till I signed in then it worked for me. But you're right, we should still do it manually.
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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #131 on: January 20, 2011, 01:28:50 PM »
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  • Some really sad shit

    A friend is dead suicide

    And it's not painless

     :(

    Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #132 on: January 20, 2011, 03:37:54 PM »
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  • So sorry Ceasar Dude.  I lost my best friend this way 17 years ago and had for many years struggled with the notion myself.  If there's anything at all I can do, send me a message and I will give you my email or yahoo name.  This is very tough and you shouldn't deal with it alone.  
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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #133 on: January 20, 2011, 07:44:47 PM »
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  • Some really sad shit

    A friend is dead suicide

    And it's not painless

     :(


    :( Sorry to hear that dude. Condolences. :(
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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #134 on: January 21, 2011, 11:33:23 AM »
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  • Thank you guys.
    Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

     

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