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The Haiku Korner
« on: January 04, 2011, 11:33:57 AM »
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  • I knew the answers;
    when I was so much younger,
    I know Nothing now.
    There are not Answers.....there are only Choices.

    Please...Do No Harm
    http://donoharm.us

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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #1 on: January 04, 2011, 11:44:38 AM »
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  • Hai-Brew

    Home from work at last
    crack open an ice cold beer
    Ahh, much better now

    (This is an old one...from when I was among the employed)
    "New shit has come to light."  I'm just not privy to it....

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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #2 on: January 04, 2011, 11:57:17 AM »
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  • I'm the Dude
    So that's what you call me
    If you're into the whole brevity thing
    If they pee on your rug...

     

    "I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug."

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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #3 on: January 04, 2011, 12:08:13 PM »
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  • In haiku format 3-5-3 it would sound more like this:

    I'm Duderino
    If you're into brevity
    You can call me Dude
    "New shit has come to light."  I'm just not privy to it....

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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #4 on: January 04, 2011, 12:21:54 PM »
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  • I just realized that sounded kind of un-Dudely.  I hope you didn't take it that way.  If you did...just tell me to "Shut the fuck up Donny!"
    "New shit has come to light."  I'm just not privy to it....

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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #5 on: January 04, 2011, 12:29:28 PM »
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  • My ball is rolling
    straight into the gutter
    I should let go now


    liking them all, Dudes - keep rolling. A big thanks to Forumdude for promptly clearing up that rash of spam, there. Have I mentioned before how much I admire his knees? You know, an inspiration strikes!  We need to get a cast of DL's knees and then we could make 'em into cups/mugs to sell to the faithful - help feed the monkey (save up for a site of our own?). Put me down for a couple of cups . . why stop at the knees?  8) Bet the Pope is kicking himself, Dudes - all that kneeling though, wouldn't want to look up his dress to see his knees, man - doesn't bare thinking about. Still, knee-cups have got Pope-on-a-rope soap beat, hands down (or up or allover).
    « Last Edit: January 04, 2011, 12:41:05 PM by cakebelly »

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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #6 on: January 04, 2011, 01:07:35 PM »
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    compromise means clarity
    am I rwong, fuck it.


    I'm in the corner
    to haiku or not haiku
    ah fuck it, let's go bowling
    « Last Edit: January 04, 2011, 01:25:41 PM by cakebelly »

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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #7 on: January 04, 2011, 01:23:38 PM »
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  • HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!  That is fucking awesome!!!!
    "New shit has come to light."  I'm just not privy to it....

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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #8 on: January 04, 2011, 04:28:33 PM »
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  • We are done bowling
    sit on the rug meditate
    Ignore nihilsts

    My First ever Haiku: !

    I am extremely proud
    But let me not be too vain
    Pride befalls the dude


    Ha! My second!

    This stuff is cool.....!! :)))
    Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #9 on: January 04, 2011, 04:38:40 PM »
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  • We are done bowling
    sit on the rug meditate
    Ignore nihilsts

    My First ever Haiku: !

    I am extremely proud
    But let me not be too vain
    Pride befalls the dude


    Ha! My second!

    This stuff is cool.....!! :)))


     Wooo-hoo! F'n cool, dude-io - love 'em, now we're rolling!

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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #10 on: January 04, 2011, 04:43:50 PM »
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  • The dude smokes the weed
    the sacred herb that mellows
    judge him not my friend
    Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #11 on: January 04, 2011, 04:45:18 PM »
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  • Caesar is rolling rocks tonight!!!  8)
    Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #12 on: January 04, 2011, 04:47:42 PM »
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  • oat sodas taste good
    but so too the caucasion
    weed is the icing
    Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #13 on: January 04, 2011, 04:54:19 PM »
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  • The cops work in shifts

    The nihilists killedmy car

    But I will abide
    Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

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    Re: The Haiku Korner
    « Reply #14 on: January 04, 2011, 04:59:17 PM »
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  • Will no one else play?

    Does my haiku not inspire?

    I am ashamed dudes.
    Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

     

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