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The Haiku Korner
« on: January 04, 2011, 01:33:57 PM »
I knew the answers;
when I was so much younger,
I know Nothing now.
There are not Answers.....there are only Choices.

Please...Do No Harm
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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2011, 01:44:38 PM »
Hai-Brew

Home from work at last
crack open an ice cold beer
Ahh, much better now

(This is an old one...from when I was among the employed)
"New shit has come to light."  I'm just not privy to it....

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2011, 01:57:17 PM »
I'm the Dude
So that's what you call me
If you're into the whole brevity thing
If they pee on your rug...



"I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug."

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2011, 02:08:13 PM »
In haiku format 3-5-3 it would sound more like this:

I'm Duderino
If you're into brevity
You can call me Dude
"New shit has come to light."  I'm just not privy to it....

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2011, 02:21:54 PM »
I just realized that sounded kind of un-Dudely.  I hope you didn't take it that way.  If you did...just tell me to "Shut the fuck up Donny!"
"New shit has come to light."  I'm just not privy to it....

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2011, 02:29:28 PM »
My ball is rolling
straight into the gutter
I should let go now


liking them all, Dudes - keep rolling. A big thanks to Forumdude for promptly clearing up that rash of spam, there. Have I mentioned before how much I admire his knees? You know, an inspiration strikes!  We need to get a cast of DL's knees and then we could make 'em into cups/mugs to sell to the faithful - help feed the monkey (save up for a site of our own?). Put me down for a couple of cups . . why stop at the knees?  8) Bet the Pope is kicking himself, Dudes - all that kneeling though, wouldn't want to look up his dress to see his knees, man - doesn't bare thinking about. Still, knee-cups have got Pope-on-a-rope soap beat, hands down (or up or allover).
« Last Edit: January 04, 2011, 02:41:05 PM by cakebelly »

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2011, 03:07:35 PM »
Modify button
compromise means clarity
am I rwong, fuck it.


I'm in the corner
to haiku or not haiku
ah fuck it, let's go bowling
« Last Edit: January 04, 2011, 03:25:41 PM by cakebelly »

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2011, 03:23:38 PM »
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!  That is fucking awesome!!!!
"New shit has come to light."  I'm just not privy to it....

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2011, 06:28:33 PM »
We are done bowling
sit on the rug meditate
Ignore nihilsts

My First ever Haiku: !

I am extremely proud
But let me not be too vain
Pride befalls the dude


Ha! My second!

This stuff is cool.....!! :)))
Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2011, 06:38:40 PM »
We are done bowling
sit on the rug meditate
Ignore nihilsts

My First ever Haiku: !

I am extremely proud
But let me not be too vain
Pride befalls the dude


Ha! My second!

This stuff is cool.....!! :)))


 Wooo-hoo! F'n cool, dude-io - love 'em, now we're rolling!

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2011, 06:43:50 PM »
The dude smokes the weed
the sacred herb that mellows
judge him not my friend
Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2011, 06:45:18 PM »
Caesar is rolling rocks tonight!!!  8)
Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2011, 06:47:42 PM »
oat sodas taste good
but so too the caucasion
weed is the icing
Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2011, 06:54:19 PM »
The cops work in shifts

The nihilists killedmy car

But I will abide
Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2011, 06:59:17 PM »
Will no one else play?

Does my haiku not inspire?

I am ashamed dudes.
Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

 

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