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The Blasphamy Thread
« on: August 05, 2012, 11:13:42 AM »
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    Re: The Blasphamy Thread
    « Reply #1 on: August 05, 2012, 06:29:17 PM »
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    Re: The Blasphamy Thread
    « Reply #2 on: August 05, 2012, 09:33:13 PM »
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  • Seems appropriate for this thread...

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    Re: The Blasphamy Thread
    « Reply #3 on: August 06, 2012, 06:57:52 PM »
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  • Hey BD... Pretty fucking funny... I love the top one.



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    Re: The Blasphamy Thread
    « Reply #4 on: August 07, 2012, 07:31:04 AM »
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  • Ha! Found it... I knew I had it somewhere...



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    Re: The Blasphamy Thread
    « Reply #5 on: August 10, 2012, 07:48:54 PM »
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  • That is fucking superb!

    Going on my FB page right now.....don't give a fuck who it offends!

    Cheers Hominid. Oh and happy vagina day! :)
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    Re: The Blasphamy Thread
    « Reply #6 on: August 10, 2012, 08:11:56 PM »
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  • Vagina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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    Re: The Blasphamy Thread
    « Reply #7 on: August 10, 2012, 09:32:13 PM »
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  • Is this a subliminal message from the Catholic Church perhaps? Someone on the inside trying to secretly get the word out?
    If they pee on your rug...

     

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    Re: The Blasphamy Thread
    « Reply #8 on: August 10, 2012, 09:38:34 PM »
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  • Is this a subliminal message from the Catholic Church perhaps? Someone on the inside trying to secretly get the word out?

    Get the word out about what? That vagina is good? I do think that the architectural design of all the entrances to their churches and cathedrals pays homage to pussy. Works for me... 



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    Re: The Blasphamy Thread
    « Reply #9 on: August 10, 2012, 09:54:56 PM »
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  • Is this a subliminal message from the Catholic Church perhaps? Someone on the inside trying to secretly get the word out?


    Get the word out about what? That vagina is good? I do think that the architectural design of all the entrances to their churches and cathedrals pays homage to pussy. Works for me... 


    LMAO! Yes, vagina is a good thing, as is home grown, but I was talking about............

    Catholic sex abuse cases - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_sex_abuse_cases
    If they pee on your rug...

     

    ...that ain't legal either.

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    Re: The Blasphamy Thread
    « Reply #10 on: August 10, 2012, 10:01:56 PM »
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  • Is this a subliminal message from the Catholic Church perhaps? Someone on the inside trying to secretly get the word out?


    Get the word out about what? That vagina is good? I do think that the architectural design of all the entrances to their churches and cathedrals pays homage to pussy. Works for me... 


    LMAO! Yes, vagina is a good thing, as is home grown, but I was talking about............

    Catholic sex abuse cases - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_sex_abuse_cases


    Oh shit, no doubt. I've lately been enjoying the writings and lectures of Sam Harris. Never heard of him till recently, so I've been watching all his Youtube stuff.  I don't agree with his free will stand, but his strident attack on religion cooks my goose!



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    Re: The Blasphamy Thread
    « Reply #11 on: August 10, 2012, 10:07:52 PM »
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  • Is this a subliminal message from the Catholic Church perhaps? Someone on the inside trying to secretly get the word out?


    Get the word out about what? That vagina is good? I do think that the architectural design of all the entrances to their churches and cathedrals pays homage to pussy. Works for me...  


    LMAO! Yes, vagina is a good thing, as is home grown, but I was talking about............

    Catholic sex abuse cases - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_sex_abuse_cases


    Oh shit, no doubt. I've lately been enjoying the writings and lectures of Sam Harris. Never heard of him till recently, so I've been watching all his Youtube stuff.  I don't agree with his free will stand, but his strident attack on religion cooks my goose!



    Fucking eh, man, churches don't like their shit being exposed............


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    « Last Edit: August 10, 2012, 10:31:41 PM by DigitalBuddha »
    If they pee on your rug...

     

    ...that ain't legal either.

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    Re: The Blasphamy Thread
    « Reply #12 on: August 10, 2012, 11:03:41 PM »
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  • None of that shit surprises me. I've lived through worse myself. Example: I was manager of the data processing department in Canada's largest non-denominational bible college over 30 years ago. Here's the line up:
    -My co worker was a closet gay who offered to blow his friend
    -Same dude committed computer fraud trying to frame an employee
    -The CFO left his wife for his secretary
    -That same secretary's husband left her for HIS secretary
    -A janitor was exposed for fucking his adolescent daughter
    -Another janitor was exposed for stealing leather jackets from students and selling them to local pawn shops

    Worse than a Hollywood movie. I took a stand and quit, Basically saying "Fuck it. What day is this?"
    « Last Edit: August 10, 2012, 11:05:32 PM by Hominid »



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    Re: The Blasphamy Thread
    « Reply #13 on: August 10, 2012, 11:12:48 PM »
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  • None of that shit surprises me. I've lived through worse myself. Example: I was manager of the data processing department in Canada's largest non-denominational bible college over 30 years ago. Here's the line up:
    -My co worker was a closet gay who offered to blow his friend
    -Same dude committed computer fraud trying to frame an employee
    -The CFO left his wife for his secretary
    -That same secretary's husband left her for HIS secretary
    -A janitor was exposed for fucking his adolescent daughter
    -Another janitor was exposed for stealing leather jackets from students and selling them to local pawn shops

    Worse than a Hollywood movie. I took a stand and quit, Basically saying "Fuck it. What day is this?"

    For me, that would be bowling and In-And-Out-Burger day.
    If they pee on your rug...

     

    ...that ain't legal either.

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    Re: The Blasphamy Thread
    « Reply #14 on: August 10, 2012, 11:21:54 PM »
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  • Pretty well!  I caused quite a splash.  Hee heee.....  Take that you fuckers!



     

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