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He's a fucking showdog, with fucking papers...
« on: September 18, 2017, 07:42:36 AM »
Well, I have added a new member to my family.  Last night I met a feller down the road in Niagara Falls who breeds Cane Corso's and was able to wheel and deal me a beautiful blue male.  His name is Duncan, and he's adorable, and so far getting along great with my 9 year old yellow lab.  The cat however, is uncertain as to "why the fuck is there another dog in the house?".  But the cat has his own issues, I think they stem from insecurity perhaps. Regardless, he's here to stay.  I was a bit apprehensive at first when I met the puppy's mom, she weighed about 120 pounds and the feller said the father weighed 140 pounds, so in a year or so he is going to go from a puppy that fits in my arms, to one that might not fit in the house.  We have a good sized house, but the plus side is that we have a huge yard with acreage of woods behind the yard. I wish I knew how to upload pictures, but alas all my efforts to do so have failed. 
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Re: He's a fucking showdog, with fucking papers...
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2017, 02:01:22 PM »
You gonna take it bowling?
Rent it shoes?
Get it a lane?

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Re: He's a fucking showdog, with fucking papers...
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2017, 07:40:04 AM »
He's not taking your fucking turn, BD
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Re: He's a fucking showdog, with fucking papers...
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2017, 05:27:16 PM »
There're calling the cops, man!  ;D
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Re: He's a fucking showdog, with fucking papers...
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2017, 07:30:22 AM »
Over the line Smokey!

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Re: He's a fucking showdog, with fucking papers...
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2017, 12:39:35 PM »
Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?  ;D
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Re: He's a fucking showdog, with fucking papers...
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2017, 12:31:02 PM »
You're living in the fucking past.

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Re: He's a fucking showdog, with fucking papers...
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2017, 08:35:53 AM »
Uhh, excuse me. Mark it zero, next frame. 
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Re: He's a fucking showdog, with fucking papers...
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2017, 03:29:30 PM »
Sorry but i do not get it ;d
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Re: He's a fucking showdog, with fucking papers...
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2018, 04:18:02 AM »
That is the best we have now

 

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