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Re: The middle finger
« Reply #30 on: July 02, 2009, 01:40:00 PM »
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    • You see digbyskid, this is a fucking show marmot, with fucking papers. I cant have it farting in every tub it gets thrown into- it greases up the pelt.
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    Re: The middle finger
    « Reply #31 on: July 02, 2009, 01:43:38 PM »
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    • Man, if my ex-wife asked me to watch her flatulent marmot while her and boyfriend go to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself!
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    Re: The middle finger
    « Reply #32 on: July 02, 2009, 06:50:17 PM »
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    • Quote from: digbys kid on July 02, 2009, 01:43:38 PM
    Man, if my ex-wife asked me to watch her flatulent marmot while her and boyfriend go to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself!

    Fucking marmot has fucking papers!!!!
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    Re: The middle finger
    « Reply #33 on: July 02, 2009, 08:15:18 PM »
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    Quote from: digbys kid on July 02, 2009, 01:43:38 PM
    Man, if my ex-wife asked me to watch her flatulent marmot while her and boyfriend go to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself!

    Fucking marmot has fucking papers!!!!

    Let me tell you something, pendejo.  You pull any of your crazy shit, you flash a marmot out on the lanes?  I'll snatch it out your hands, stick it up your ass, and squeeze the fucker 'til it goes "click".
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    Re: The middle finger
    « Reply #34 on: July 02, 2009, 10:58:42 PM »
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    • Quote from: digbys kid on July 02, 2009, 08:15:18 PM
    Let me tell you something, pendejo.  You pull any of your crazy shit, you flash a marmot out on the lanes?  I'll snatch it out your hands, stick it up your ass, and squeeze the fucker 'til it goes "click".

    JESUS!
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    Re: The middle finger
    « Reply #35 on: July 03, 2009, 09:22:26 AM »
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    • Quote from: sufidude on July 02, 2009, 10:58:42 PM
    Quote from: digbys kid on July 02, 2009, 08:15:18 PM
    Let me tell you something, pendejo.  You pull any of your crazy shit, you flash a marmot out on the lanes?  I'll snatch it out your hands, stick it up your ass, and squeeze the fucker 'til it goes "click".

    JESUS!

    You said it mang, nobody fucks with the Marmot!
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    Re: The middle finger
    « Reply #36 on: July 03, 2009, 10:45:46 AM »
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    • Quote from: brandt on July 03, 2009, 09:22:26 AM
    Quote from: sufidude on July 02, 2009, 10:58:42 PM
    Quote from: digbys kid on July 02, 2009, 08:15:18 PM
    Let me tell you something, pendejo.  You pull any of your crazy shit, you flash a marmot out on the lanes?  I'll snatch it out your hands, stick it up your ass, and squeeze the fucker 'til it goes "click".

    JESUS!

    You said it mang, nobody fucks with the Marmot!

    Eight-year-olds, Dude.
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    Re: The middle finger
    « Reply #37 on: July 04, 2009, 01:35:14 AM »
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    Quote from: brandt on July 03, 2009, 09:22:26 AM
    Quote from: sufidude on July 02, 2009, 10:58:42 PM
    Quote from: digbys kid on July 02, 2009, 08:15:18 PM
    Let me tell you something, pendejo.  You pull any of your crazy shit, you flash a marmot out on the lanes?  I'll snatch it out your hands, stick it up your ass, and squeeze the fucker 'til it goes "click".

    JESUS!

    You said it mang, nobody fucks with the Marmot!

    Eight-year-olds, Dude.

    My art has been commended as being strongly marmot. Which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Marmot. Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say.  Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or his "marmot".
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    Re: The middle finger
    « Reply #38 on: July 04, 2009, 08:37:57 AM »
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    My art has been commended as being strongly marmot. Which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Marmot. Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say.  Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or his "marmot".

    Jackie Treehorn treats marmots like women, man.
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    Re: The middle finger
    « Reply #39 on: July 04, 2009, 09:04:20 AM »
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    Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 04, 2009, 01:35:14 AM
    My art has been commended as being strongly marmot. Which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Marmot. Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say.  Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or his "marmot".

    Jackie Treehorn treats marmots like women, man.

    Her co-star in the beaver picture?
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    Re: The middle finger
    « Reply #40 on: July 04, 2009, 10:28:33 AM »
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    Re: The middle finger
    « Reply #41 on: July 04, 2009, 04:05:07 PM »
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    • Quote from: Dude1967 on July 04, 2009, 10:28:33 AM
    Fuck it
    That's your answer to everything, Dude. And let me point out--pacifism is not--look at our current situation with that marmot-fucker in Iraq--marmot are not something to hide behind.
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    Re: The middle finger
    « Reply #42 on: July 05, 2009, 12:32:43 PM »
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    • I think I'm gonna have to disagree with you on this one here...the finger is a blatant act of aggression...man.

    Not very dude or related to abiding.

    Now, if this were Sobchakinism.com, that's another story.
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    Re: The middle finger
    « Reply #43 on: July 05, 2009, 01:39:48 PM »
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    • Quote from: WeAreSame on July 05, 2009, 12:32:43 PM
    I think I'm gonna have to disagree with you on this one here...the finger is a blatant act of aggression...man.

    Not very dude or related to abiding.

    Now, if this were Sobchakinism.com, that's another story.


    Well dude, we just don't know. The middle finger can mean many things. An offer for coitus, perhaps?.................

    « Last Edit: July 06, 2009, 01:56:44 AM by digitalbuddha »
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    Re: The middle finger
    « Reply #44 on: July 09, 2009, 12:18:46 AM »
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