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Dude1967

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Re: Lebowski Haiku
« Reply #30 on: August 31, 2008, 08:06:37 AM »
 
 The word, vagina
First Lady of the nation
We take the money



 
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Re: Lebowski Haiku
« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2008, 09:38:46 AM »
The light of my life
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Mind if I do a J

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Re: Lebowski Haiku
« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2008, 11:02:21 AM »
 Jesus!
And a good day to you, sir.
Were you listening to the Dude's story?
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

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Re: Lebowski Haiku
« Reply #33 on: September 01, 2008, 09:35:37 PM »
Your a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski
You told Brandt on the phone, yes, yes
Without the necessary means, the necessary means

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Re: Lebowski Haiku
« Reply #34 on: September 03, 2008, 03:28:02 PM »
I'm unemployed
 "Johnson"?
 Fuckin' A, man
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

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Re: Lebowski Haiku
« Reply #35 on: September 03, 2008, 04:09:20 PM »
Employed,..ha
Vagina
Far out, man

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Re: Lebowski Haiku
« Reply #36 on: September 04, 2008, 02:37:49 AM »
---Jeffrey Lebowski---
"Thats your name dude!" "Thanks Donny."
Not much use for it.

He called himself ---Dude---
The man for his time and place.
Duder. His Dudeness.
Careful man, there's a beverage here!



No funny stuff, ok?

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Re: Lebowski Haiku
« Reply #37 on: September 04, 2008, 11:01:56 AM »
That's fucking interesting, man
What the fuck is your point
That's right Dude, they peed on your rug

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Re: Lebowski Haiku
« Reply #38 on: September 05, 2008, 10:47:59 AM »
Woo?
Am I wrong!
You're Bunny?
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Re: Lebowski Haiku
« Reply #39 on: September 10, 2008, 11:15:59 PM »
 
 I?ll say it again
Strikes and gutters, ups and downs
Wonderful woman!



 
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