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Hominid

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How does the Dude afford alcohol man??
« on: September 19, 2011, 08:42:52 PM »
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  • Perhaps a stoopid question for all us achievers, but if the Dude is unemployed, how can he afford a constant supply of vodka and Kahlua? Granted, half and half is only 69c a quart at Ralph's (...I wish). But that, plus his bowling fees, and all those oat sodas...

    Based on the movie, one could say most of his White Russians were made in locations other than his apartment, but still... he had a good supply on his tiki bar. 

    Just pondering...




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    Re: How does the Dude afford alcohol man??
    « Reply #1 on: September 19, 2011, 10:16:56 PM »
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  • Perhaps a stoopid question for all us achievers, but if the Dude is unemployed, how can he afford a constant supply of vodka and Kahlua? Granted, half and half is only 69c a quart at Ralph's (...I wish). But that, plus his bowling fees, and all those oat sodas...

    Based on the movie, one could say most of his White Russians were made in locations other than his apartment, but still... he had a good supply on his tiki bar.  

    Just pondering...




    Some dudes have long speculated that the dude sold some Ganja on the side here and there. You know, to keep his stock full and to help feed the monkey. Personally, I think this is a worthy theory. ;D But it is only a theory, nothing proven.

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    Re: How does the Dude afford alcohol man??
    « Reply #2 on: September 20, 2011, 05:47:47 AM »
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  • Actually I thought there was some reference to him having made a bit of money in the past, an inheritance or something like an investment that paid off, that he was living off still.
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    Re: How does the Dude afford alcohol man??
    « Reply #3 on: September 20, 2011, 07:02:47 AM »
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    Re: How does the Dude afford alcohol man??
    « Reply #4 on: September 23, 2011, 02:29:35 PM »
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  • Actually I thought there was some reference to him having made a bit of money in the past, an inheritance or something like an investment that paid off, that he was living off still.

    In the uncompromised first draft he was the heir to the Rubik's Cube fortune.

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    Re: How does the Dude afford alcohol man??
    « Reply #5 on: October 08, 2011, 01:56:14 AM »
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  • In the uncompromised first draft he was the heir to the Rubik's Cube fortune.
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    Re: How does the Dude afford alcohol man??
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  •  ;D How to Solve A Rubik's Cube the easy way............

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    ...that ain't legal either.

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    Re: How does the Dude afford alcohol man??
    « Reply #7 on: December 17, 2011, 03:48:57 PM »
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  • Maybe make your own booze? Oat soda can be done by the jug pretty cheap and depending where you live you could set up to do your own vodka. I think maybe if you where to make your own vodka in the US it might fall under religious freedoms to do so if its for you own white russians. You would have to get caught then argue it in court so that would be a PIA but I would assume anyone who is not human paraquat would not have a problem with it.

    I am not much of a drinker but found brewing up stuff to be relaxing. One unemployed friend of mine currently hits the dumpster at a fruit store and makes dumpster wine. He pulls stuff that is still in boxes and just past sell-ability so its not like it even touched the dumpster. I like hitting the place to feed my worms.

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    Re: How does the Dude afford alcohol man??
    « Reply #8 on: December 17, 2011, 06:45:57 PM »
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    Re: How does the Dude afford alcohol man??
    « Reply #9 on: December 17, 2011, 09:13:51 PM »
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    Re: How does the Dude afford alcohol man??
    « Reply #10 on: December 18, 2011, 12:41:18 AM »
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  • Ya cookiemeat - grab an oat soda, find a rug, and remember to slip the rent under the door... it's past the 10th. Welcome to our little beach party!



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    Re: Re: How does the Dude afford alcohol man??
    « Reply #11 on: August 17, 2012, 07:32:08 PM »
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  • I'm thinking that this wasn't the dudes first rodeo man. I know plenty of dudes that keep themselves in khalua and vodka by picking up the odd job here and there. Little of this.. Little of that...
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    Re: How does the Dude afford alcohol man??
    « Reply #12 on: August 18, 2012, 09:17:55 AM »
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    Re: How does the Dude afford alcohol man??
    « Reply #13 on: August 18, 2012, 06:49:17 PM »
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  • Perhaps he was only temporarily unemployed.
    We know that he dabbled in the roadie trade.
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    Re: How does the Dude afford alcohol man??
    « Reply #14 on: August 19, 2012, 06:56:07 PM »
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  • I don't know for sure, but I expect Walter paid all the bowling fees. And for the burgers.

     

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