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Re: Bunch of assholes
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2009, 12:23:54 PM »
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  • Nam'en to that thought Dbudda.
    Don't get me started on congress. I seen my share of spineless fucks in my day and they are them. Let's not forget, let's not forget, their spineless examples, such as not doin' their homework on the budget, fuckin' trade deficit, fuckin' bailouts to the crooked banks/businesses...too big to fail, my ass...and social security funds being raided. Fuck, if SS is so sacred why the fuck are'nt they a part of it. Because those fucks in the league office get pensions equal to their full salary until they start takin' dirt naps...fuckin' travesty...Man, listen to the stress and unchecked aggression talkin' about those cleft assholes.

    That's just like my opinion, man. Am I wrong? Okay then!

    Re: Bunch of assholes
    « Reply #16 on: November 19, 2009, 07:38:08 PM »
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  • you are not wrong you are just an asshole.
    kidding
    I love the line.

    I agree with you and my blood boils when I realize what you point out is true:
    "Fuck, if SS is so sacred why the fuck are'nt they a part of it. Because those fucks in the league office get pensions equal to their full salary until they start takin' dirt naps...fuckin' travesty..."

    That is one of the worst travesties, like paraquatness or what have you.
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    Re: Bunch of assholes
    « Reply #17 on: November 22, 2009, 08:35:21 PM »
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  • Nam'en to that thought Dbudda.
    Don't get me started on congress. I seen my share of spineless fucks in my day and they are them. Let's not forget, let's not forget, their spineless examples, such as not doin' their homework on the budget, fuckin' trade deficit, fuckin' bailouts to the crooked banks/businesses...too big to fail, my ass...and social security funds being raided. Fuck, if SS is so sacred why the fuck are'nt they a part of it. Because those fucks in the league office get pensions equal to their full salary until they start takin' dirt naps...fuckin' travesty...Man, listen to the stress and unchecked aggression talkin' about those cleft assholes.

    That's just like my opinion, man. Am I wrong? Okay then!


    No, you're not wrong, they're just a bunch of assholes. Check this shit out.....................

    http://www.larryelder.com/congress/congresscrooks.htm

    And this shit.....................

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/03/03/politics/main1366161.shtml

    Fuck me, what's that congressional smell, man!? Smells like they used their office as a toilet and moved on.
    « Last Edit: November 22, 2009, 08:43:56 PM by digitalbuddha »
    If they pee on your rug...

     

    ...that ain't legal either.

    Re: Bunch of assholes
    « Reply #18 on: November 23, 2009, 07:57:30 PM »
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  • Why are we in this tournament if the fucks in the league office are like that?

    To roll my way into the semis is just not worth it.

    (is it a coincidence that TBL made his office like the oval office? no, because there is nothing oval about a bowling ball. AM I RIGHT?!!)
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    Re: Bunch of assholes
    « Reply #19 on: November 23, 2009, 11:46:16 PM »
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  • Would you like to exchange them with Italian politicians or public workers? At least there when found dishonest they must leave politic, here they just have to wait a couple of years and get clean again. And start stealing again. People have to work 35 years, now more, before retirement, politicians 35 months, if that can be called a job.
    Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.

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    Re: Bunch of assholes
    « Reply #20 on: November 24, 2009, 04:06:37 PM »
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  • Cant say I know any Italian folks, but are they mostly nihilists?
    I would think they believe in re-incarnation, which is how you become a man for your time over and over again... That and a pair of testicles.

    That's just, you know like my my opinion, man.
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    Re: Bunch of assholes
    « Reply #21 on: November 24, 2009, 11:49:46 PM »
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  • ;D

    They are not nihilist, they simply have managed things so that they have a job but they don't need to work to be payed, so to speak. They are not nihilist, just assholes. Who follow the god of money and power. Well, only 85% of public workers, politicians included.

    Italians are wonderful, only that this country is managed by a bunch of assholes. Cleft assholes. So the country is becoming the land of "smart" and the Banana Republic.

    E.g. USA has around 600 representatives, Italy has 945. Each payed around 20.000€ per month. Plus the representatives in the EU.
    Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.

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    Re: Bunch of assholes
    « Reply #22 on: November 25, 2009, 07:09:22 PM »
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  • I've been thinking and thinking, but that bunch of assholes is just a bunch of assholes. Maybe comparable to Canadian Senators. Do you want to split hairs?

    I dont think we are going to fix the entire Italian what have you, so Fuck It.

    Lets go have an Oat Soda and some brewskis and a then a beer.
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    Re: Bunch of assholes
    « Reply #23 on: November 25, 2009, 11:35:57 PM »
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  • I think it is no more possible to fix the Italian what have you, things are gone too far.

    Better have a beer.  8)
    Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.

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    Re: Bunch of assholes
    « Reply #24 on: November 26, 2009, 06:59:56 PM »
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  • The fucks down at the Italian league office are getting away with some bush league shit. Why don't you file a formal complaint?
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    Re: Bunch of assholes
    « Reply #25 on: November 26, 2009, 11:50:13 PM »
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  • I've have some friends working in shifts at it.  ;D
    Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.

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    Re: Bunch of assholes
    « Reply #26 on: November 29, 2009, 11:45:10 PM »
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  • I've have some friends working in shifts at it.  ;D

    Got any leads?
    If they pee on your rug...

     

    ...that ain't legal either.

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    Re: Bunch of assholes
    « Reply #27 on: November 29, 2009, 11:48:07 PM »
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  • No sir, probably we'll just have to say fuck it and abide, at least until they piss on the rug.  8)
    Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.

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    Re: Bunch of assholes
    « Reply #28 on: November 30, 2009, 09:36:04 PM »
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  • No sir, probably we'll just have to say fuck it and abide, at least until they piss on the rug.  8)

    OK then. Let's get us a lane.
    If they pee on your rug...

     

    ...that ain't legal either.

    Re: Bunch of assholes
    « Reply #29 on: December 02, 2009, 07:27:21 PM »
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  • We have to draw a line in the sand, and over this line you Italian league office fucks shall not cross.  This corruption will not stand.
    Gimme an address and I will send over a couple of Treehorn thugs. Or we, the royal we, will go over in person, and you don't think I'd go in there naked.
    Now, I wonder if you can pay me the twenty grand in cash? I gotta check this with my accountant of course, but my concern is that, you know, it could bump me into a higher tax. . .
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