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The Convergence From the Book of Dennis I have recently become disillusioned with my present faith, "The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster". As fate would have it, just the other day a friend of mine dressed in a toga made of swaddling cloths spoke to me and a small crowd of gatherers on a hill top in a park in down town Knoxville. As the sun slowly set behind him he told us the biblical tales of the one true faith of Dudeism. Then a city cop came by and told us all to break it up and tazered the profit Bill and took him away. But not before I and some of the others were filled with rapture and danced away hand in hand into the night chanting the word of the one true Dude, and the word was, "No". So now I feel I have the true calling and would like to be ordained, so that I can continue to carry on the teachings of the one true faith, Dudeism. My words shall feast on those who would subdue us. Go to www.dudeism.com and get your free calling.And so it was said. Dennis ZenDo you have a great fable about the dawn of Dudeism?
Say what you will about the tenets of the flying spaghetti monster, but at least it's an ethos
You gotta buck up, man, you can't go into the flying spaghetti monster with this negative attitude--
Another Caucasian, Gary.
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