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Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2011, 11:21:05 PM »
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    « Reply #16 on: November 15, 2011, 12:58:47 AM »
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  • If they pee on your rug...

     

    ...that ain't legal either.

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    « Reply #17 on: November 15, 2011, 06:38:58 PM »
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    Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
    « Reply #18 on: November 19, 2011, 03:00:02 AM »
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  • Toilet break?  ;D


    Skyrim break (took the week off to play the game).
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    Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
    « Reply #19 on: November 19, 2011, 04:30:49 AM »
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  • Yeah you said...how was the game? It looks awesome...in fact it looks so good I'm thinking of playing it!!!

    And I don't do games!

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    « Reply #20 on: November 19, 2011, 05:00:45 AM »
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  • Yeah you said...how was the game? It looks awesome...in fact it looks so good I'm thinking of playing it!!!

    And I don't do games!

    :)

    It arrived Thursday (10/11/11) I stopped playing Sunday for a couple of hours when the boys came round (Klaus and son, the godson from hell). I am level 32 now. Have finished the thieves guild and am head of that, am working on the dark brotherhood (assasins), and the champions (the fighters guild). I have yet to decide if I want to join the legion or the stormcloaks.

    It actually seems to be a more adult story construction this time (less cheesy).

    The main problem is the fact that nearly every other person has something they want you to do. Too much to focus on at times so I tend to concentrate on one group at a time.

    As you can see I'm loving it so far.

    ;D
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    Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
    « Reply #21 on: November 19, 2011, 02:22:45 PM »
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  • My special lady friend was keen on the elder scrolls. Is this a continuation or something new?
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    « Reply #22 on: November 19, 2011, 02:36:40 PM »
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  • Toilet break?  ;D


    Skyrim break (took the week off to play the game).

    Making the semis?
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  • My special lady friend was keen on the elder scrolls. Is this a continuation or something new?

    I have to say a bit of both.

    It's set in a new region of the world (Skyrim), but there are threads that run through the whole lot. The societies are there again (Thieves guild, Mages guild, etc)

    As I said before it seems slightly more adult.
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    Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
    « Reply #24 on: November 20, 2011, 07:26:05 PM »
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  • Yeah you said...how was the game? It looks awesome...in fact it looks so good I'm thinking of playing it!!!

    And I don't do games!

    :)

    It arrived Thursday (10/11/11) I stopped playing Sunday for a couple of hours when the boys came round (Klaus and son, the godson from hell). I am level 32 now. Have finished the thieves guild and am head of that, am working on the dark brotherhood (assasins), and the champions (the fighters guild). I have yet to decide if I want to join the legion or the stormcloaks.

    It actually seems to be a more adult story construction this time (less cheesy).

    The main problem is the fact that nearly every other person has something they want you to do. Too much to focus on at times so I tend to concentrate on one group at a time.

    As you can see I'm loving it so far.

    ;D
    Yeah, it's a damn good game. By the way, the reason it seems like everybody has a quest for you is because there are literally an unlimited amount of quests. You can thank the new AI system for that.

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    Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
    « Reply #25 on: November 22, 2011, 10:26:43 PM »
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  • ...The universe starts to take it out on you anyway...
    This statement wraps 'er all up--ties the universal room together, so to speak.  Ups and downs, strikes and gutters, the universe is balance.  Karma's a bitch, and the pendulum will swing the other way eventually, whether it's in this lifetime, or the next, or the next.  Penance is irrelevant; the universe will set things straight.
    Takin' 'er easy for all you sinners since...uhhh...what day is this?

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    Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
    « Reply #26 on: November 22, 2011, 11:10:48 PM »
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  • ...The universe starts to take it out on you anyway...
    This statement wraps 'er all up--ties the universal room together, so to speak.  Ups and downs, strikes and gutters, the universe is balance.  Karma's a bitch, and the pendulum will swing the other way eventually, whether it's in this lifetime, or the next, or the next.  Penance is irrelevant; the universe will set things straight.
    Mark it 8 dude...



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    Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
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  • I have come to believe that if there is any "Sinning against Dudeism" ....and therefore an "Appropriate Penance..." it would be burning a J, enjoying an oat soda, getting us a lane, mixing a Caucasian, driving around, Creedence tapes, bowling soundtracks, a free beeper, 20 grand, man, an occasional flashback, Tai Chi on your new rug, jerking off manually, definitely keeping my Johnson (I need my Johnson), zesty coitus, another Caucasian, making the semis and slacking.



    That is to say; why can't "Penance" be fun and dude-like?  ;D   .....am I wrong?
    If they pee on your rug...

     

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    « Reply #28 on: November 25, 2011, 10:29:40 AM »
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  • ...The universe starts to take it out on you anyway...
    This statement wraps 'er all up--ties the universal room together, so to speak.  Ups and downs, strikes and gutters, the universe is balance.  Karma's a bitch, and the pendulum will swing the other way eventually, whether it's in this lifetime, or the next, or the next.  Penance is irrelevant; the universe will set things straight.

    It's not so much as if you believe in Karma, it's whether Karma believes in you!
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