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TulsaDudeistChick

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Are you a Dudeist priest or priestess? Dudeist minister? Guru? Deacon? Preacher?

I am ordained but not sure what the parlance of our times is. Being strongly vaginal (and recovering Catholic) priest doesn't work for me...but I'm still working through this. I'd just like to hear your title & why it works for you -- thanks in advance for your guidance!
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Re: Question for those ordained - what do you like to be called?
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2011, 01:53:44 AM »
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    Re: Question for those ordained - what do you like to be called?
    « Reply #2 on: October 16, 2011, 04:21:55 AM »
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  • I do list myself as "Rev" occasionally. The only thing I do is have the Dudeist patches on my waistcoat.
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    Re: Question for those ordained - what do you like to be called?
    « Reply #3 on: October 16, 2011, 05:00:42 AM »
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  • I am not yet ordained, but I am somewhat vaginal. I think if I were a lady I would like priestess. Unlike priest, priestess conjures up cool images for me. "Dudeist Chick" is pretty groovy, too!

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    Re: Question for those ordained - what do you like to be called?
    « Reply #5 on: October 16, 2011, 10:31:14 AM »
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  • It's dude for me...but I sometimes self apply Reverend. Padre fits too!

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    Re: Question for those ordained - what do you like to be called?
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    Re: Question for those ordained - what do you like to be called?
    « Reply #12 on: November 07, 2011, 05:14:29 PM »
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  •     This isn't much of an issue for me since my being a Dudeist rarely comes up in conversation. Seems undudely to bring it up IMHO. I consider myself a Dudeist Priest, but that's just because it's what they call it on the Ordination page on the website. Feels like that's the official title.
       
        However, since I believe you have to call a "Priest" as "Father" when addressing them, I'd want to be called something different, Father sounds weird. I think "Reverend" sounds cool, but I'm leaning toward "Master" since I'm a Star Wars geek and it's the nomenclature given to the Jedi. They've got robes, we've got robes, I'm seeing a connection here, Dudes.   

        Master Bob (Bobbywan Kenobby), Dudeist Priest. That's got a nice ring to it  ;D All in favor of Dudeist Priests being addressed as "Master," raise your oat soda!

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