Author Topic: Dudeist Meditation (Read 12997 times)

forumdude · « **on:** May 23, 2008, 12:21:51 AM »

Most of us are familiar with Buddhist meditation.

What would Dudeist Meditation be?

SmokeytheBuddha · « **Reply #1 on:** May 23, 2008, 05:00:16 AM »

Well, some may require a drug regimen to initiate or enhance the experience...The Dude, of course, uses many illicit sacraments to this end in the movie. But I believe any time you let yourself relax and be who you are in your time and place,...why, you're not a hee-ro, necessarily, but you are abiding.

Dude1967 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 31, 2008, 10:46:41 AM »

I believe that bowling can be in and of itself a form of meditation, kind of the whole zen thing. Just being in the moment while you're at one with the ball, the lane, and the pins. But that's just, like my opinion, man

DigitalBuddha · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2008, 11:48:03 PM »

Quote from: forumdude on May 23, 2008, 12:21:51 AM

Most of us are familiar with Buddhist meditation.

What would Dudeist Meditation be?

Whale songs.

ozzy85 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 06, 2008, 01:44:43 PM »

Quote from: digitalbuddha on May 31, 2008, 11:48:03 PM

Quote from: forumdude on May 23, 2008, 12:21:51 AM
Most of us are familiar with Buddhist meditation.

What would Dudeist Meditation be?

Whale songs.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Turtle · « **Reply #5 on:** June 07, 2008, 09:12:17 PM »

I seem to remember the Dude doing some form of Tai Chi in his bathrobe with a caucasian in one hand while listening to music and voicemails (it was after the landlord knocked on the door).

Am I wrong?

DigitalBuddha · « **Reply #6 on:** June 07, 2008, 11:18:08 PM »

Quote from: ozzy85 on June 06, 2008, 01:44:43 PM

Quote from: digitalbuddha on May 31, 2008, 11:48:03 PM
Quote from: forumdude on May 23, 2008, 12:21:51 AM
Most of us are familiar with Buddhist meditation.

What would Dudeist Meditation be?

Whale songs.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Let me tell you something, pendejo............

Dude, get thou to your tube and watch the fucking movie. The dude is listening to Whale songs while burning the sacred herb in his tub. Unfortunately, the fucking Nihilists crashed the dude's pad, fucked up his answering machine and tossed a amphibious rodent in the dude's bath water. Hey, this is a private residence, man! What was the dude listening to? Songs of the Whale, dude.

Turtle · « **Reply #7 on:** June 07, 2008, 11:30:34 PM »

You're not wrong.

But am I wrong?

Are we gonna split hairs here?

DigitalBuddha · « **Reply #8 on:** June 07, 2008, 11:38:37 PM »

Quote from: Turtle on June 07, 2008, 11:30:34 PM

You're not wrong.

But am I wrong?

Are we gonna split hairs here?

Donny, Please.

Turtle · « **Reply #9 on:** June 08, 2008, 12:21:28 AM »

Am I wrong?

DigitalBuddha · « **Reply #10 on:** June 08, 2008, 12:23:55 AM »

Quote from: Turtle on June 08, 2008, 12:21:28 AM

Am I wrong?

Well, dude, we just don't know.

Turtle · « **Reply #11 on:** June 09, 2008, 04:24:13 AM »

She'll suck your cock for $1000.

(kinda expensive huh, hmm)

DigitalBuddha · « **Reply #12 on:** June 10, 2008, 07:24:05 PM »

Quote from: Turtle on June 09, 2008, 04:24:13 AM

She'll suck your cock for $1000.

(kinda expensive huh, hmm)

"I paid too much for it, but it's worth it."

- Samuel Goldwyn

Dude1967 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 12, 2008, 10:04:27 AM »

Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 10, 2008, 07:24:05 PM

Quote from: Turtle on June 09, 2008, 04:24:13 AM
She'll suck your cock for $1000.

(kinda expensive huh, hmm)

"I paid too much for it, but it's worth it."

- Samuel Goldwyn

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine...

DigitalBuddha · « **Reply #14 on:** June 12, 2008, 10:30:36 AM »

Quote from: Dude1967 on June 12, 2008, 10:04:27 AM

Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 10, 2008, 07:24:05 PM
Quote from: Turtle on June 09, 2008, 04:24:13 AM
She'll suck your cock for $1000.

(kinda expensive huh, hmm)

"I paid too much for it, but it's worth it."

- Samuel Goldwyn
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine...

That marvelous! Pick up an extra 100 clams for Brant.

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