Far out man, we'll do a double blessing! Mark it, Dude!

So this is the speech I used for blessing my new home:

After much exhaustion,
boxes moved, un-dudeness overcome
You have moved from one private residence to another
 Let us haves some burgers, some drinks,
a few laughs, and our trobules are over
As we abiding celebrate this moving day with a blessing
May you have more strikes than gutters
May you have more ups than downs
Under the safety of this roof
For here you can just take it easy,
as you did at your last private residence
And you shall be happy and enjoy your life in this new place that has come to light.
Because a bungalow is a place not for all your crazy shit
But a refuge from all the carpet pissers, real reactionaries, and human paraquat
that await you behind the front door
So that we can abide by it later
as the Dude abides.

Let me know what you think.

Ah fuck it dude, we're going bowling later on anyways!

And the rug really ties the room together

Thanks for the inspiration, Dude.  I'll be sure to keep this idea in mind next time a buddy moves.