Author Topic: Blessing a new home. (Read 3213 times)

PikaSonic · « **on:** July 15, 2012, 01:48:00 PM »

Hello dudes,

I am going to be moving next week and I decided as an ordained Dudeist Priest I would like to bless my new bungalow. I have some thoughts on how I'm gonna go about it but I thought I would ask the rest of our quiet beach community if they have done anything like that or if they have any ideas.

Much obliged.

revpurdy · « **Reply #1 on:** July 15, 2012, 04:05:20 PM »

I will come over and we can have a few Russians maybe burn a j or two

PikaSonic · « **Reply #2 on:** July 15, 2012, 04:17:36 PM »

Far out. We'll have a few burgers, a few laughs. Our fucking troubles are over dude!

Caesar dude · « **Reply #3 on:** July 15, 2012, 04:48:49 PM »

Ahhh so you two know each other...cooool.

Welcome to our peaceful community the two of you.

xx

PikaSonic · « **Reply #4 on:** July 15, 2012, 08:13:35 PM »

Yeah, me and revpurdy are good friends. He innerduced me to Dudeism and I dig it's style and well, I got ordained myself.

BikerDude · « **Reply #5 on:** July 16, 2012, 02:14:16 PM »

What are you tryna do?

Not sure where Dudeism would come down on the "blessing" thing.
I suspect that beyond some "not rolling of shabbos" sentiments the issue falls outside the normal purview. But I'm sure that the cerimony, if accompanied by cerimonial drinks and smoke might be quite Dude like.

milnie · « **Reply #6 on:** July 16, 2012, 02:43:10 PM »

How about zesty coitus in every room?

PikaSonic · « **Reply #7 on:** July 16, 2012, 02:46:09 PM »

I sadly don't have a fucking lady friend to do that with. lol

I was just thinking of a small speech to say to bless the house and then just have some burgers.

Any ideas for that speech?

BikerDude · « **Reply #8 on:** July 16, 2012, 03:05:43 PM »

http://www.rentastripper.com/terms.php

revpurdy · « **Reply #9 on:** July 16, 2012, 03:07:43 PM »

Yea dude I can help you out with somethin plus latter get $10 bucks we saying fuck every thing and Hanna blow off some steam at strike town

PikaSonic · « **Reply #10 on:** July 16, 2012, 04:01:42 PM »

Far out man! Also, BikerDude I don't think a stripper is a good idea. Also Dude, stripper is not the preferred nomenclature, exotic dancer please.

BikerDude · « **Reply #11 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:10:53 AM »

Quote from: PikaSonic on July 16, 2012, 04:01:42 PM

Far out man! Also, BikerDude I don't think a stripper is a good idea. Also Dude, stripper is not the preferred nomenclature, exotic dancer please.

There's always room for a stripper.
They tie the room together.
Just don't piss on them. Unless they are into the whole .......
Lost my train of thought.

PikaSonic · « **Reply #12 on:** July 17, 2012, 11:54:17 AM »

No pissing intended. Just saying that it's not appropriate in my current living situation. That's all.

PikaSonic · « **Reply #13 on:** July 20, 2012, 09:36:05 PM »

So, I have about 3 days until the big moving day and a lot of shit has already been moved to the new private residence. I came up with a little blessing speech and have made a few tweaks, and I hope to make a few more tweaks to it before the move. When I bless the new place on Monday I will post it here (I kinda want it to be a surprise). If there's anything you want to suggest that I put in the blessing speech, let me know.

revpurdy · « **Reply #14 on:** July 20, 2012, 10:20:07 PM »

Oh man I was working on one for you dude

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