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Lebowski

This is the wheelchair-bound Pasadena millionaire philanthropist Jeffrey "The Big" Lebowksi.

The simple fact that our given names are identical is enough to have placed both of us into the most unholy set of circumstances...including wanton urination on my favorite rug.

First : His trophy wife and alleged porno actress Bunny Lebowski gets kidnapped due to her outstanding debts to some asshole named Jackie Treehorn.
Second: The kidnappers peg me for the Big Lebowski which is rediculous considering that I'm The Dude.

Then, the urination occurred. Right in my humble home. Feeling badly about the The Big Lebowski's willing to hire me, the Dude to hand off the ransom for a fee.

Well kick my ass, that's an easy way to earn some extra cash.




Bunny

I mean, The Dude is trying to conduct some business right?

What if a kidnapper pissed on your favorite rug?
Hoffman


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