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Malibu Jackie Treehorn
White RussianMalibu is doomed.

God has tried everything. Burning it with fires, washing it away with floods and concealing it with mud.

Despite His best efforts, they just keep rebuilding Malibu. It's definitely Biblical, man. No doubt.

This brings me to Malibu's own porn-baron Jackie Treehorn.
It's like God's been trying to bury blowhards like Jackie Treehorn with earthquakes for decades.

The Girls You probably don't know him. Jackie Treehorn distributes prime quality jerkoff material to video stores - and soon on computer disk - throughout the nation.

It seems that The Big Lebowki's porno wife Bunny's got a tab running with Jackie Treehorn.

I have to admit, Jackie did concoct an unusually rich and delicious White Russian for the Dude. I have to remember Creme de Cacao next time. It's all about Creme de Cacao.

Man, Malibu's just a bunch of rich assholes.


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