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Listen...the comfort and aesthetic harmony that the right carpet can bring to your life is major stuff.
My rug is really the root to my recent situation... I'm at home one night, with my carpet, just living my life when these goons came bursting into my house making demands and threats - Claiming that I am the millionaire philanthropist, Jeffrey Lebowski aka. The Big Lebowski whose wife Bunny owes them a bundle. One of Jackie Treehorn's toilet thugs urinated on my rug. ...pissed on my rug with impunity...to get me to pay up. I'll give these rug-pissers one piece of credit, they know the one way to get to the dude:through his carpet. Ok, follow me now... The most famous carpets are Persian. My carpet is Persian, right? Modern day Persia is now called...Iraq. This Saddam guy feels like he got his rug pissed on by George Bush. I don't blame him though I'm not sure why. You see what I'm getting at? At the heart of every righteous conflict there's a carpet. That thing tied the room together so well... |
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