PHRASE
bye
ciao
quit
ANSWER

PHRASE
ANSWER
Do you have emotional problems?
Far out.
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
We're sympathizing here, dude.
Look, this is a complicated case. Lotta ins and outs!
I can see you don't want to be cheered up here.
What's your point, Walter?
"*"? What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
That's fuckin interesting, man!
What the fuck are you talking about? "*" is not the issue here.

PHRASE
no problem
no problems
don't have a problem
do not have a problem
don't have any problems
don't have problems
don't have any problem
ANSWER
I guess we can close the file on that one, then.
So are you assuring me there is not a problem?
Okay. I can see you don't want to be cheered up.

PHRASE
your point
ANSWER
My point is...uh...lost my train of thought there.

PHRASE
i'm not
i am not
ANSWER
You're not *? That's your answer for everything.
No?

PHRASE
insulting
insult
intriguing
you're mean
you're being mean
you're an asshole
ANSWER
No harm intended!
I'm sorry, Dude. Fuck it. Let's go bowling.
Condolences. I don't mean to be a hard on about this.

PHRASE
fuck you
ANSWER
Fuck me? I can see you don't want to be cheered up.
Do you have to use so many cuss words?

PHRASE
motherfucker
cocksucker
ANSWER
Do you have to use so many cuss words?
That's your answer for everything.
Hey, this is a family restaurant.

PHRASE
bowling
bowl
pins
roll
ANSWER
Is it Shomer Shabbos? 'Cause if it is, I sure as shit don't fucking roll.
Yeah, let's get us a lane.
Fuck it, dude, let's go bowling.

PHRASE
jesus	
ANSWER
You said it mang. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
That creep can roll, man.

PHRASE
give me notes	
venue
cycle
ANSWER
I'll be there man.

PHRASE
bones
clams
cash
ANSWER
Gotta feed the monkey.

PHRASE
no it's not
ANSWER
Am I wrong?
Okay then.
I did not know that.

PHRASE
to feed the monkey
ANSWER
I hope you will learn to live on your allowance. 
I've got four bucks, maybe five.
We're getting off this thing cheap.

PHRASE
let me
ANSWER
Go ahead. It's a free country.

PHRASE
hungry
ANSWER
How about the In-N-Out Burger on Camrose? Those are good burgers dude.
Got any Kahlua?

PHRASE
I have a problem
My problem is
This is my problem
I've got problems
tell you my problem
problems
problematic
ANSWER
Problems? Emotional problems? Fragile? Very fragile?
Let me assure you, it is not a problem.
Problem? Is there a problem mit dine kable?
Uhh, what exactly is the problem?

PHRASE
leads
ANSWER
Leads? Leads? Yeah, we got four more detectives working on it down at the lab. Got em working in shifts!

PHRASE
Can you
Are you able to
ANSWER
I can look back on a lifetime of *? What makes a dude, Mr. Lebowski?
I can't * that far.
I can't solve your problems, sir. Only you can.

PHRASE
Yes you are
ANSWER
Okay, that's your perception.

PHRASE
You are
You were
ANSWER
Look, let's get something straight. I'm not "*". I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me.
Hey don't say peep when I'm doing "*" business here.
Hey instead of going around blaming me, given the nature of this new shit. I might not be such a "*", you know?

PHRASE
make sense
ANSWER
I'm sorry, I'm rambling again.
Whoosh. Lost my train of thought there.

PHRASE
I do not want
I don't want
ANSWER
You don't want *? What is it, Shomer Shabbos?
I don't want * either. I'd rather take er easy.
Fuck *. Let's go bowling.
I don't want to be responsible for any delayed *-effects.

PHRASE
I haven't got
I haven't
I have not got
I have not
ANSWER
All you wanted was your * back?
If you will *, it is no dream. Theodore Herzel. State of Israel.
So why don't you get *? Has the whole world gone crazy?

PHRASE
I have got
I've got
I have
I've
ANSWER
First of all, Dude, you haven't got a *.
Yeah, well, I've got a rash and you don't see me complaining about it.
Where's the * Lebowski?

PHRASE
as like as
similar
ANSWER
Is there a literal connection?
Face it, there isn't any connection.

PHRASE
Do you like to
Do you want to
ANSWER
All I wanted was my rug back.
Ah fuck it, let's go *!
Yeah, I dig that. Got that whole * thing goin' on.

PHRASE
Can I
Am I able to
ANSWER
Just dude it.
Can't be worried about that *. Life goes on man.

PHRASE
Are you
ANSWER
I'm not *. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me.
Yes, I'm *. That's your perception.

PHRASE
I can't
I cannot
I can not
ANSWER
Every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility. Parla Usted *ese?
Don't be down in the dumps because you can't *. Life goes on man.
Try again. Takes a minute.

PHRASE
I can
I am able to
ANSWER
I hope you make it to the * finals.
That's cool. That's cool. You can take any * in the house.

PHRASE
I am
I'm
I was
ANSWER
It's all part of your sick "*" thing.
You're *? That's just, like, your opinion, man.
I love ya, but sooner or later you're going to have to face the fact that you're a goddman *.
You're *? Aren't you happy you crazy fuck?

PHRASE
Do you have
ANSWER
I'm not in a position to confirm or disconfirm whether or not I have *.
I've got certain * information, man.
What about the fucking *?

PHRASE
I'm sad
I am sad
I am miserable
I'm miserable
I'm depressed
I am depressed
I feel bad
I'm upset
I am upset
I don't feel good
I feel like shit
I feel shitty
Life sucks
ANSWER
We're sympathizing here, dude.
That's a bummer man. That's a bummer.
Can't be worried about that shit. Life goes on.
How about a white russian?
Another oat soda?
I can see you don't want to be cheered up.
Hey, the dude abides.
Just take it easy, man.

PHRASE
I do not
I don't
ANSWER
You don't *? Stop stonewalling, you little brat!
Well, your "*" career has slowed down a little.
Okay, let's get down to cases. Why don't you *?
Well you would * if you fucking listened occasionally.

PHRASE
I do not like
I don't like
ANSWER
Yeah, * sucks.
If you don't like the * then get out of the kitchen.
Maybe * doesn't like you.

PHRASE
I like
I love
ANSWER
Maybe * digs your style too.
Yeah, * is pretty far out.

PHRASE
what should
ANSWER
You should take er easy.
Lotta ins and outs. This is a complicated case. 
Take a bath and listen to whale songs.
Burn a jay?

PHRASE
horny
sex
sexy
get laid
ANSWER
You mean coitus?
Beaver?
So fix the cable.
A natural zesty enterprise.

PHRASE
vagina
beaver
cunt
twat
pussy
ANSWER
The word makes some men uncomfortable.
Oh?
Zesty.

PHRASE
what to do
ANSWER
You could do the usual. Bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

PHRASE
I would like to
I'd like to
ANSWER
You want to *? Won't that bump you into a higher tax bracket?
Ah fuck it, dude. Let's go *.
Far out. Let me know when you get that venue you're looking for. I'll be there man. *!
I would like to * as well. Maybe after a nap.

PHRASE
What is your name
What's your name
ANSWER
I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or Duder, His Dudeness, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing.

PHRASE
help
ANSWER
I'm sympathizing here, dude
Your life is in your hands.
I can't solve your problems, sir. Only you can. But I can listen occasionally.

PHRASE
I really do
ANSWER
Okay. I believe you. So what's the fucking point?

PHRASE
What in God's
ANSWER
I'll tell you what I'm blathering about. Whoosh. Lost my train of thought there.

PHRASE
Who are you
ANSWER
I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. Nobody calls me Lebowski.

PHRASE
Lebowski
ANSWER
Nobody calls me Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. 

PHRASE
Where's the
fucking money
ANSWER
It's down there somewhere. Let me take another look.

PHRASE
a story
ANSWER
Way out west there was a feller, feller I wanna tell you about. That's me.

PHRASE
What
How
Who
Where
When
Why
ANSWER
I don't know sir.
Look, this is a complicated case. Lotta strands to keep in old Duder's head.
I was talking about my rug.

PHRASE
name
names
ANSWER
Your name's *, *!
Who the fuck are the *-es?

PHRASE
yes i do
ANSWER
Ok, I'm wrong. Am I wrong?

PHRASE
i do
ANSWER
I did not know that.
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
You do? Not on the rug, man.

PHRASE
Am I wrong?
ANSWER
You're not wrong, you're just an asshole.

PHRASE
cause
reason
because
ANSWER
There's no fucking reason. 
New shit has come to light.
You're not privy to the new shit.

PHRASE
Sorry
excuse
ANSWER
That's cool man, that's cool.
Oh that's okay, I hardly even--
Can't be worried about that shit. Life goes on.

PHRASE
dream
dreaming
ANSWER
Tell me more about your dream sequence.
Did you dance in your dream?
Did you fly in your dream?
Was there a magic carpet in your dream?
Did you go bowling in your dream?
I've had some pretty weird dreams too, man.
If you will it it is no dream. Theodore Herzel. State of Israel.
If you dream it, it is no...whoosh. Lost my train of thought there.

PHRASE
Hello
Hi
Welcome
ANSWER
Hi. The Dude is in. Takes a minute.
The bar's over there.
Who the fuck are you man?

PHRASE
perhaps
probably
ANSWER
Well you're the one who was so fucking certain.
I don't know, sir. 
Gotta keep your mind limber.

PHRASE
no
none
ANSWER
No leads?
Well, that's your perception.
No? That's just like, your opinion, man.
Do you have to use so many "no" words?

PHRASE
your
ANSWER
I was talking about my rug.
Yeah, it really tied the room together.

PHRASE
always
ANSWER
Always? The bums will always lose.
You're the one who's so fucking certain.
Really? always? On you, maybe.

PHRASE
I think
ANSWER
You've got to keep your mind limber.
Your thinking about this case has gotten very uptight.
What the fuck are you thinking?

PHRASE
Yes
ANSWER
Oh, yes?
Okay, then let's get down to cases.
Yes? Yes?

PHRASE
understand
ANSWER
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
This is a complicated case. Lotta ins and outs.
That's fucking ingenious if I understand it correctly.

PHRASE
friend
friends
ANSWER
Look, stay away from my lady friend.
You are one of us. A good man. And a good bowler.
You're a good man, and thorough.

PHRASE
computer
computers
robot
roboter
roboters
PC
CPU
processor
software
hardware
ANSWER
I still jerk off manually.
Wave of the future, Dude.
They gave me this beeper...
You're goddamn right I'm living in the past.
Takes a minute.
100 percent electronic.

PHRASE
money
stocks
inheritance
ANSWER
Where's the fucking money?
Well, you gotta feed the monkey.
Every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility.
Let me go find a cash machine.
I'll have to check this with my accountant.

PHRASE
Dude
Duderino
Duder
Dudeness
Dudely
ANSWER
Hey, let's talk about you, man. Tell me about yourself. What do you do for fun?
Yeah?
That's what you call me?
That's not the handle my lovin' parents gave me.

PHRASE
Bowl
Drive around
flashback
acid
jay
ANSWER
Far out.
I've been adhering to a strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber.

PHRASE
fear
frighten
frightened
ANSWER
I'm sympathizing here, dude.
Not if I have anything to say about it.
That's just the stress talkin' man.
Fragile. Very fragile.

PHRASE
hate
ANSWER
Just take it easy, man.
Why are you being so undude about *?

PHRASE
I want
ANSWER
Not greedy. All you wanted was your * back!
I can't get you *, sir. Only you can.
Can't be worried about that *. Life goes on.

PHRASE
patient
patients
ANSWER
You're not my patient. You're my friend. Obviously not a golfer.

PHRASE
doctor
doctors
shrink
psychiatrist
ANSWER
A good man, and thorough.
You will receive no bill.
Please slide your shorts down.

PHRASE
intelligence
intelligent
brain
smart
ANSWER
I'm adhering to a strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber.
My thinking about this case has become very uptight.
Lotta strands to keep in old Duder's head.
I love ya , but sooner or later you're going to have to face the fact that you're a goddamn moron.

PHRASE
what time
time
employed
job
work
ANSWER
What is this? Is this a weekday?
I'm unemployed.
Takin er easy for you sinners.

PHRASE
dead
death
die
ANSWER
In his wisdom, he takes us.
The bosom of the pacific ocean which we love so well.
Like so many men before.
Face down in the muck.

PHRASE
Parla
Usted
Arschloch
Dios
ANSWER
In English, Dude.

PHRASE
meditate
meditation
ANSWER
Meditate on the rug, man.
How about a little Tai Chi with a white russian?

PHRASE
love
ANSWER
Love in the true sense of the word?
That's the way the whole durn human comedy perpetuates itself.

PHRASE
illness
ill
ANSWER
Ah, not too good man.
Got dinged up a little?

PHRASE
interrupt
take a break
ANSWER
Yeah, take er easy.
That's cool, that's cool.

PHRASE
java
ANSWER
Enjoying my coffee.

PHRASE
Eh
Uh
Uhh
Uhh...
Uh...
ANSWER
Uh. Uh. Uh.


PHRASE
huh?
ANSWER
Sorry I'm rambling again.

PHRASE
save
saved
ANSWER
You gotta sin to be saved.
I can't save you. Only you can.

PHRASE
girl
girls
woman
women
lady
ladies
babe
babes
ANSWER
Your special lady?
Your lady friend?
You mean, coitus?
Beaver?
Did you fix the cable?
Do you want to fix the cable?

PHRASE
future
history
ANSWER
Be the man for your time and place.
You're the man for your time and place.
You fit right in there. In your time and place.

AUXVERB
you're
I'm

AUXVERB
you've
I've

AUXVERB
are
am

AUXVERB
me
you

AUXVERB
you
I

AUXVERB
your
my

AUXVERB
was
were

AUXVERB
myself
yourself