Welcome to the office of Doctor Dude, your very Dudely psychadelic-analyst. Just enter your questions in the text field below the box. Note: this is a work in progress. We could use your help (see below)

Doctor Dude is based on the artificial intelligence program Eliza. It looks at stuff you write and responds the best ways it knows how. Not happy with the answers? We love the doctor, but he’s a goddman moron. You can help us make him smarter.

Things you can help with:

1) Non-coders – Download the data file. It’s easy to understand how it works. Add question/response pairs. Please stay within the context of The Big Lebowski script (http://www NULL.script-o-rama NULL.com/movie_scripts/b/big-lebowski-script-screenplay NULL.html). Please Email us any question/response pairs we should add or change. Note that you can use wildcards (*) to make it seem even more clever.
2) Java coders: Download this archive. It contains the uncompiled java files.
     a) They are a bit out of date and could be updated. 
     b) a text wrap would be nice, and a delay between answers so it looks like Dr. Dude is thinking.
     c) a way to randomize the order of responses for each question/answer pair. Currently it just
          works down the list
     d) Any other suggestions?