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  • A Monastery for Private Investigations

    by Rev. Dwayne Eutsey

    Say what you will about the tenets of the Brother Shamus Monastic Order…at least it’s an ethos.

    St. Da Fino’s Virtual Shrine of Our Special Lady is Dudeism’s first contemplative order consisting of Brother Shamuses (and special ladies) devoted to following their innermost Dude.

    What is a Brother Shamus?

    Like our blessed patron St. Da Fino, who set out on his quest to crack the Knudsen Conundrum, Brother Shamuses (not to be confused with Irish monks) endeavor to explore life’s most vexing mysteries.

    At St. Da Fino’s Virtual Shrine of Our Special Lady, Brother Shamuses join together to dig the Dude’s work and contemplate Dudeism’s enduring questions posed by the Dudester himself, such as:

    •“Who the fuck are you, man?”

    •“Why the fuck *are* you following the Dude?”

    •“How ya gonna keep ‘em down on the farm once they seen Karl Hungus?”

    As everyone knows, there are no easy answers to these questions, and pondering them alone can sometimes cause a darkness to warsh over you, darker’n a black steer’s tookus on a moonless prairie night, as a wiser feller than myself once rambled.

    Why Become a Brother Shamus?

    It is in the dark night of our most private snoopings that we unexpectedly encounter the Dude. Like St. Da Fino on the night of his epiphany, we must answer the Dude’s call to “get out of that fucking car, man”—or, in the parlance of our times, to let go of the ego’s steering wheel—before we can ever come face to face with our deepest Dudeness.

    Unless you’re adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen, though, you need compeers to help keep your mind limber enough to abide with the Dude.

    Becoming a Brother Shamus through St. Da Fino’s Virtual Shrine of Our Special Lady provides you with a supportive community that pools its resources, trades information, shares professional courtesies, has some burgers, some beers, a few laughs…and what have you.

    How can you become a Brother Shamus?

    1. Heed first the Dude’s call to “get out of that fucking car, man.”

    2. Confess that you are indeed a dick.

    3. Intend to do no harm.

    4. Follow the Dude’s admonition to fuck off, but without begrudging the Dude.

    Once you have taken these teachings to heart, you may consider yourself a Brother Shamus. Fabulous stuff, man.

    If you like, you may now make a prayer to "St. Dafino’s Virtual Shrine of Our Special Lady". She is a good shrine, and thurrah.

    Also, please visit our Facebook Group.




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    Click HERE to pray!



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