
Come join the slowest-growing religion in the world – Dudeism. An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uh…lost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you’d like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we’ll help you get started. Right after a little nap.
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Celebrating my anniversary of my ordination….4/20!
Om mani padme bum!
Nice
I do dig your style.
your out of your element Donnie
This is perfect! now I know who to contact officiate at the wedding, which will be held at the local bowling alley, of course…
I just remembered i have never had a day job.
I want to join!
Love IT!
I’m writing a paper for my AP English class and would really appreciate it if someone would let me ask a few questions about the whole process of being a dude.
thanks, man
Syd
Sure Dude. Hit me up, I’ll entertain some Q’s.
Sydney,
Bummer man. That’s a bummer. Busting my friggin’ agates. Obviously, you’re not a golfer. The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Fire away with the questions. I’m just finishing my coffee. I’m not trying to scam anyone here. I’m a brother shamus!
You seek “questions about the whole process of being a Dude”? What in God’s name are you blathering about? Sounds like your an urban achiever, Sydney. Is this your homework, Sydney? Is this your (AP) homework? Business papers. Is that your car out front? Where’s the fucking money, you little brat? Have you ever heard of Viet Nam? Are you out of your element? This affects all of us, man. Take that hill.
Your entering a world of pain, Sydney. We know this is your homework (assignment). AP English? Yeah well, that’s just, you know, your opinion, man. Take another look,…it’s down there somewhere. Social studies, man! That’s marvelous. Mark it, Dude.
You see, Sydney. The process of abiding – i.e., being a Dude – has a lotta ins, and a lotta outs. There’s not a literal connection. It is all very free-spirited. For instance,…do you roll on Shabbas? Can you get a toe?,…with nail polish?,…by 3 p.m.? Are you a park ranger? Do you micturate on rugs? Are you a good man,…and thorough? Do you have emotional problems? Beyond pacifism? We’re not trying to scam anyone here, Sydney. This is a league game. There are rules.
What was the question?
Thankie,
– El Duddah Reno
Way too many words.
@El Duddah Reno … you don’t go for the whole brevity thing …
There can be no real answers therefore no questions.
Quit school and just abide.
Uh, Im not really into this whole “organized religion” thing… I just kinda abide, you know…
This is great. Really ties the dudes together.
this dude abides